Perhaps citing my health as one of the reasons for me swearing off red-meat since last January isn't really that valid, considering the amount of cigarettes I have smoked since...oh god, I don't know, senior year of high school. I don't smoke regularly but I think I smoke enough that I can't say that I don't smoke, with a clean conscience. (In fact, Mikey wooed me over cigarettes... clever bastard calling me outside for dead of night cigarette breaks...)

And I can't really call myself a vegetarian since I still eat seafood every so often. Usually I go for the shrimp or fish if I'm at a restaurant where there really is no other option (assholes.)... but I always eat it with guilt. Even though it is delicious.

Actually, it's been a good half year since I stopped eating red meat, and the truth is that I don't crave meat at all anymore, if anything, I think I have started to find it completely unappetizing... am I allowed to say that I don't eat meat just because I think it's gross?