Seems to me that when it comes to vegans or vegetarians, people seem obsessed with catching them in the act of accidentally eating meat or some animal by-product.

Well, excuse me if I accidentally, for example, ate some fried rice or some shit that I didn’t realize had ground up beef in it or something. I’m not going to fucking die. I’m not gonna go to fucking vegetarian hell, and no freaking vegan police is going to come and beat me with a stick. I mean, last time I fucking checked, I’m the one who’s actually trying to do some good for myself and for this world. God forbid I accidentally slip a little bit, but I’m still doing better than you are, aren’t I?